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Azért a két véglet itt zseniálisan látszik. Az egyéb fontosban múltbéli lelki dráma, itt meg vickes meme-k.:D

 

Valami kell, hogy tartsa a lelket. Ezért hozok mindennap SW mémet :D 

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Valaki szórakozott már az Incorrect Quotes Generatorral? Én ma igen, lett egy vicces. Accurate. :lol:

 

Anakin: Good morning.
Obi-wan: Good morning.
Ahsoka: Good morning.
Rex: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Windu: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Valaki szórakozott már az Incorrect Quotes Generatorral? Én ma igen, lett egy vicces. Accurate. :lol:

 

Anakin: Good morning.
Obi-wan: Good morning.
Ahsoka: Good morning.
Rex: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Windu: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

 

Kicsit ez is az :D 

 

1.

 

Windu: Do you take constructive criticism?
Palpatine: I only take cash or credit.

 

Konkrétan egy sit-comot kreaáltam :D 

 

*The squad is over at Windu's house*
Palpatine: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Windu: ... N-No...
Windu, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Palpatine, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Anakin: I see a-
Windu, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Palpatine: Oh, well I-
Windu: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Windu, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Obi-wan: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Rex: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Windu: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Windu: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Windu, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Windu: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Jar-Jar, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Windu:
Palpatine: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Windu:
Windu, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

 

3.

 

Windu: Just be yourself.
Palpatine: 'Be myself'? Windu, I have one day to win Anakin over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Obi-wan: Couple weeks.
Rex: Six months.
Jar-Jar: Jury’s still out.
Palpatine: See, Windu?
Palpatine: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

 

4.

 

Windu: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Palpatine: Nope, absolutely not.
Anakin: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Obi-wan: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Rex: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Jar-Jar: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

 

5.

 

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Windu: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Palpatine: ...I did. I broke it.
Windu: No. No you didn't. Anakin?
Anakin: Don't look at me. Look at Obi-wan.
Obi-wan: What?! I didn't break it.
Anakin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Obi-wan: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Anakin: Suspicious.
Obi-wan: No, it's not!
Rex: If it matters, probably not, but Jar-Jar was the last one to use it.
Jar-Jar: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Rex: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jar-Jar: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rex!
Palpatine: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Windu.
Windu: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Rex: Windu... Anakin's been awfully quiet.
Anakin: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Windu, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Windu: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Windu:
Windu: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Windu: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Palpatine: >:O language
Anakin: Yeah watch your fucking language
Obi-wan: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ANAKIN THE FUCK WORD?
Rex: 'The fuck word'.
Jar-Jar: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Anakin: Oh my god they censored it
Rex: Say fuck, Jar-Jar.
Anakin: Do it, Jar-Jar. Say fuck.

 

Windu, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Palpatine: Hey.
Anakin: Hi.
Obi-wan: Hello.
Rex: Hey!
Windu: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Jar-Jar: We were out of Doritos.

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